Alyssa Fiorentino

Who needs Google when you’ve got this chart?

Here’s your guide to a successful Thanksgiving.

Meghan Markle does what to zoodles?

Remember how, not so long ago, you were lounging in the sunshine in shorts and shades, and now it’s fall? Before you know it, Turkey Day will be here, too, and the day requires a lot of prep. The star of the dinner table, the turkey, takes the most amount of planning. Making sure the bird is thawed properly is the key to having a great feast. If you chose a frozen turkey, you’re already thinking about how—and for how long—you’re going to thaw it. Since you have absolutely no time to waste, we di…

She drinks the same thing every morning.

I never had to think about what was for dinner.

If you don’t literally lol while reading this, you may not have a soul.

That smells amazing, but looks gross.

For when moisturizer just won’t cut it.

Tell me about it, spud.

Eat your way to a cleaner complexion.

To each their own, you know?

I fell for it and I’m pissed.

Do NOT stuff any stockings with candy before reading this.

He’s totally dishy.

Cough...moist.