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LATEST Sept. 8, 3:07 p.m. The San Francisco 49ers released an updated injury report for Sunday’s game on Friday afternoon. Kittle is officially listed as questionable for Sunday’s season opener in Pittsburgh. Sept. 8, 9:37 a.m. George Kittle has been nursing a sore groin for the last two weeks after playing 12 snaps in the San Francisco 49ers’ preseason finale Aug. 25. But now the tight end has logged consecutive limited practices as the Niners prepare for Week 1 against the Pittsburgh Steelers…

The Golden State Warriors still have themselves an Anthony Davis problem and are reportedly considering solving it with one of his former frontcourt mates. The Dubs will meet with Dwight Howard next week as they continue exploring “signing a reserve veteran big man,” according to Shams Charania. The Warriors are apparently running a vibe check on the notoriously grating Howard first. Dubs coach Steve Kerr is reportedly “most interested in Dwight’s mindset.” Howard is entering his 20th season as…

San Francisco 49ers legend Bill Walsh’s “West Coast offense” — a term applied to the high-percentage, passing-first offense he birthed in Cincinnati and brought to the Niners, where the Pro Football Hall of Famer won three Super Bowls during the 1980s — remains a foundational piece of the NFL landscape. Walsh’s deep coaching tree roots reach far and wide, and include the likes of Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy, legendary former Seahawks head coach Mike Holmgren and current Chiefs head coach An…

If bad social media graphics were an art, NBC may be this generation’s Pablo Picasso. Ahead of what could easily be billed as the most anticipated game of the year — a 49ers-Cowboys affair on Sunday Night Football pitting two of the league’s oldest rivals and hottest teams against one another — NBC posted a graphic to Instagram that one fan described as “the worst post I’ve ever seen on this page.” Appearing on NBC’s @SNFonNBC Instagram account, the graphic depicts Cowboys quarterback Dak Presco…

Stanford overcame a 29-0 halftime deficit on Friday night to upset Colorado on the road in an overtime thriller, 46-43. After a 3-0 start to the season that included a considerable amount of literal and figurative flexing by Buffaloes players, Colorado has now lost three of its last four — thus opening the door to a whole lot of trolling. Stanford gladly walked right through it on Friday night. At least two Cardinal players were spotted mocking Buffaloes quarterback Shedeur Sanders’ Rolex flex c…

Despite a bum ankle, Draymond Green still ended up all over Golden State Warriors fans’ TV screens during Tuesday night’s season opener against the Suns thanks to a starring role in a new commercial from official NBA partner KIA. The commercial — which debuted on the NBA’s opening night and is hawking a KIA Telluride SUV — features Green driving through the woods, finding a basketball, having an encounter with a wolf, then driving all the way back to what appears to be his gorgeous, sprawling ma…

Selby’s, a 4-year-old Bay Area restaurant across the street from America’s most expensive ZIP code, is an enigma wrapped in a paradox stuffed in the Winchester Mystery House. It’s one of the most gorgeous restaurants on San Francisco’s Peninsula. It’s held a Michelin star for each of the past three years. And — despite prestige and pedigree — it’s responsible for the Bay Area’s most disappointing burger.---It’s 5:10 p.m. on a Wednesday and I’m apparently 100 years old because I’m headed to the e…